Vegan Armpit Nugget Loaf

Submitted by johnmark on 2010-11-19 15:36:28




Tempeh and seitan and flax seeds and some fuckin’ soyfurkey or whateverthefuck with tofutti fake-on stripps and nature burger powder and nutritional yeast sprinkled all over it and then stick a goddamn ear candle in the top. When they ask what it’s called, say, “It’s ‘vegan armpit nugget loaf,’ and it’s ssoooooooo goooooood, dude. There’s no vegetables in it, and no animal products, just science! And you won’t even be able to tell the difference between this and regular armpit nugget loaf. I dumpstered all the ingredients!”

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