Submitted by markobears on 2008-01-09 00:37:34
Muffins
Vegan
1 bottle rocket (stem removed)
1 lighter or match
1 pile of shit
Make sure the turds are fairly soft
Stick the bottle rocket in the turd
facing downwards but not
touching the ground
leaving only about a quarter inch
Be sure to light quickly before any
moist elements soaks through
to the gunpowder
Light the fuse and take a maximum
of 5 steps from the shitbomb
Dont run away like a little pussy
or it’s no fun.
Everyone knows the old bag of shit on fire trick.
But not the “I’m not gonna fall for this” KABOOM!!!
SHIT IN YOUR EYE!!!!! trick.
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