johnmark
- Originally from: lttl rck
- Currently residing in: bklyn, NY
- I've been on arkansasrockers since the beginning of time.
- Last updated on Sep 2, 2010 at 5:51PM
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In General
So I live around the block from a methadone clinic and this morning I was walking the dog and came across a junkie standing between two parallel parked cars with his hands spread out on the hood of one, and his pants around his ankles, taking a shit that looked like a mixture of Alpo and thin chocolate pudding (appx 1 quart). On my way back from the park, the junkie was gone, but the area between the two cars was a horrifying atrocity exhibition of human excrement, with shit-soaked paper napkins kind of floating on the top.
Then later today, this, in the Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/84-million-new-yorkers-suddenly-realize-new-york-c,18003/