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Bedroom of a house at the end of a cul de sac, somewhere in Middle America. The floor is littered in clothes of varying degrees of cleanliness. Our heroes, a couple, are frantically packing to leave town for a long weekend.
D: Do these smell clean? holds jeans up to A’s face
A: I don’t know! I have chemicals in my hair and can’t smell anything.
D: Why are you laughing? Are you laughing at me? What’s so funny?
A: It’s just thing that Kelly has on Arkansas Rockers.
D: Yeah? Are you sure it’s not me?
A: No…it’s two kittens fighting. Then a third one comes over and pukes.
D: That’s funny?
A: Yes.
D: Do we have time for me to wash these? What’s that Quick Wash thing you were telling me?
A leaves stage right presumably to uncover the mysteries of the various wash settings for D.