Shaner
- Originally from: Watertown SD
- Currently residing in: Fay-Town down, arkansas
- I've been on arkansasrockers since March 20, 2004
- Last updated on May 7, 2008 at 4:38PM my local time (5:38PM server time.)
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In General
i dont have A/C, so like any sane person, i drink icy cold PBR longnecks in my bathtub and read books.
“I’m not a kid! i’m nine, bitch!”
“uncoopertative Blatent Dissimulator”
“i’m gonna go off like a motherfukking weasel up in here! up in here!”
Johan “the mule” franzen owns you.
Lately
Today was my one year of PRC, and it was rather fitting that today sux’d buttz. the highlight of my day today
(In my class i work with a very nice and feminine woman named liz)
kid: Ms.Liz? can i come up and ask you something
Liz: sure, whats your question
Kid: Ms.Liz, are you a dyke?
Liz: do you know what that word means? other then it gets a reaction out of people?
Kid: umm………………no?
me: right, so thats why you need to stay focused on your math.
Ms.Samantha: ill probably mail that de-escalation stuff friday, I havent gotten a chance to hang out in the copy room this week
Melatonin is about the best thing ever, ive started taking it to help me stay asleep at night. its actually worth 5 bucks.
PLAYOFFZ MUTHAFUKKAZ :on thursday its on like donkey kong. Red wings-Stars BE THEREEEEE!
i’m taking the 0730 flight out of tulsa to atlanta, with plane change and three hour layover in st.louis. when i bought these tickets i thought “oh that wont be so bad” then i realised that means i’m waking up at 0330 and must be on my way to tulsa by 5am. fuck. then i thought “hey, at least i could get a few beers on my layover in st.louis” then i realised that Atlanta hartsfield is one of the largest airports in the country and coming in slightly buzzed would only mean me just sitting down on the moving sidewalk confused and alone.
i just got done wasting an hour of my life on this
deborah harry has sweet tits though.
Gordie howe had no need for “teeth”
Friends are : the people who text you saying that they are going to break into your house to see if your alive or not (and being sorta serious)
if you want to send me awesome shit (you should) like pet cobras, orphans or blood (of virgins) send it to
MC MANIMAL c/o Shane G. Halvorson
221 #2 N.church ave.
fayetteville arkansassy 72701